Mission Trip Remix

from by Dylan Ewen

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In the shower looking at my friend's dick
Came here on a mission trip
This girl's telling me that she's not a virgin
And this hick is telling me about 50 Cent

Every day he calls me a fucking faggot
Tells me about how he watches porn with his dad
And his mom brings him popcorn and a sandwich
Well hey man who's the faggot now?

The kid with the dick tells me about his dad's friend
Who died cause he covered his body in deodorant
Every square inch so he couldn't sweat
Died cause it was too hot at this kid's dad's wedding

That's a pretty bummer way to go
This girl said I grabbed her ass in the swimming pool
I told her I was sorry that I didn't mean to
And I really didn't I was just playing around

You're the bummer on the mission trip
Cause you can't play drums good in the praise and worship band
And all you wanna do is hook up with Sarah
Or maybe her friend


from The World Is A Gift, released February 10, 2017



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