Gender Mountain

by Dylan Ewen

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released November 2, 2015

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Track Name: Smoking Fine
We were bored in Long Island
Playing a pop-punk show at Dong Island
Rocking with Yeehaw! and lots of other sick bands
Ripping the gig and making demands

Just kidding we don't make demands we're a sensitive band
Trying to make the gig a safe space for all kinds of kids
But then a big fight broke out cause they didn't play the light company
And a girl said suck my ass it's 2015

Don't smoke weed in the Motel Six
Cause they'll slap a three hundred dollar fine on that shit
But all you gotta do is act sorry about it
And deny that you stole Dong Island's big fake dick

I was bored hanging out with my friends
Getting a lecture about California's almond crisis
When I said hey give me your gravity bong
I took a hit and blasted off

I was about to lose my noodle
I was in way over my head
I was giving lectures on aesthetics
Maybe I am already dead

Don't smoke weed in the Motel Six
Cause they'll slap a three hundred dollar fine on that shit
But all you gotta do is act sorry about it
And deny that you stole Dong Island's big fake dick
Track Name: Hentai BB
Searching the web for hot chicks
But not your ordinary pics
The girls I want are something special
They come from a horny pencil
Sweet and soft and censored maybe
I'm talking about my hentai baby

I love it when they're cute and sassy
Really nice or really nasty
Hentai girls are the best
The ones with big tits or flat chests
I'll watch them until my eyes are fried
I'll love hentai until I die

Some have big cocks which is really sexy
Some wear skirts and are so ecchi
I love the way those girls make me feel
Squirm and heave and squirt and squeal
These feelings I have are so real
I love hentai, that's my deal
Track Name: Magician Of Submission
There's so many freaky things I wanna do
I wanna go on a date with you
I wanna fuck you until you scream
I want you to fuck me until I fall asleep

There's so many weird things I wanna do
I wanna get beat up by you
I want you to dress up like a teenage chick
And abuse me until I cry like a bitch

I want you to kick my ass
Tie me up and whip my back
I want you to put your fingers down my throat
I want you to do everything that you won't

I think I'll never find a match
Who wants to fuck me in the ass
While I put lipstick on and abuse them
Call them a slut but I don't really mean it

I want you to kick my ass
Tie me up and whip my back
I want you to put your fingers down my throat
I want you to do everything that you won't
Track Name: No Time 4 Da BS
I got no time 4 da bullshit

Ask me if I got time, I don't got shit
Except a hundred million rounds in my lyrical clip
I come equipped with all kinds of ammunition 
My tongue is a weapon just like a Smith & Wesson 

I got a girl and she loves me a lot
I got a girl and yeah she's really hot 
The only problem is that I am hotter 
Pretty bitch 617 grab a glass of water

I got no time 4 da bullshit

I rip shit from Allston to JP
Sometimes I'm in Philly, sometimes NYC 
I got mad love for girls with shaved heads 
All my friends are gay and all my dogs are dead

I'm awkward and my dick is really tiny 
But for some reason the girls still like me 
All my friends went to art school cause they don't give a fuck 
Shouts out 617 insane asylum

I got no time 4 da bullshit